FPA RIGHT FRONT SEATERS HELD FOR RANSOM
Donations Needed to Free the Lads and Lasses
The Flying Physicians Association (FPA) is a non-profit, tax-exempt
organization and benefits by the fund-raising support of the Right Front
Seaters each year. These creative fund-raising efforts have included Silent
Auctions, Phantom Balls, Don't Come Pool Parties and Aviation Quilt
Donations.
In 2011 the chair of Right Front Seaters, Tina Tormes, announced the
capture of all Right Front Seaters by pirates – scoundrels who make their
home on Amelia Island, site of the July 3-7, 2011 Annual Meeting! Our
faithful Right Front Seaters will be a-walking the plank!
Arghhh. The release of the RFS captives is ensured only with generous
ransom paid to the FPA Pirate Booty Release Fund. The pirates also
promise on their honor to abandon their plan to board all FPA craft and steal
the avionics!
Please help stop the villains and donate to this worthy cause. Your tax-
deductible donation ensures the RFS freedom and the continued success of
your organization – the Flying Physicians Association.
Make yer booty donation today. We be hoping for yer generosity.
Tina Tormes, Chair
FPA Right Front Seaters